Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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