She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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