I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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