Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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