is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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