"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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