yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish I only lived at night.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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