so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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