He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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