I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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