He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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