As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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