Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Are my feet made of real feet?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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