you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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