Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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