i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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