told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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