I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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