My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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