I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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