Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
