...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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