Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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