69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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