i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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