North Korea, Best Korea!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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