Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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