How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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