This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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