Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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