I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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