Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
