When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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