I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Never underestimate the power of titties
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