going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How does one acquire holy water?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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