I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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