NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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