There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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