He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
These tits shall not be calmed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
