come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Randomize
