I wish my penis had an off switch
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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