Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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