the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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