So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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