One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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