dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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