is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
4 words: hood of his car
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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