please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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