Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
they're like a gay fantastic four
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
not ubering you a puppy
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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