Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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