this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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