Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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