Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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